D-Cat was quick to rush alpha-alpha-delta-gamma-chi-kappa-omega and lived in division housing, which isn’t as nice as DKE wing… but we can’t all be winners, I guess.
He was quick to snatch up a nice, cozy basement room, in close proximity to the pong table and an actual shower (the only one in the whole house, #fratlivin)
Upon getting an invite to the not awkward ice cream social that would totally provide him with solid friends who he would not get sick of two days later, he decided to go kenyon-style without a helmet to the quad.
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…
And later that night, he attended his first kegger in the bullseye! (Watch that elbow, D-Cat, eyes on the prize)
But then things got weird and everybody got naked and started hooking up so he decided maybe the bullseye wasn’t for him…
Hopefully next semester is better, after all, nothing can be worse than your first semester!