Great things DO happen when we live United! Apparently, this smiling, well-scarved woman reached her goal of raising $1,000,000. For what purpose, you might ask? I have zero clue. Is the temperature of the world going to increase as indicated by the pictograph? Is this woman somehow going to spring to life and emerge from her poster prison ready to unite people and eliminate controversy? Are people going to start having hand babies like the UW logo did? Is everyone about to receive a million dollars? Who knows! Speculate wildly in the comments below (or, you know, tell the ignorant blob that is me what’s actually going on here).