Overheard at Kenyon: Lax Bros, Instructional Porn, and Vampires

 

A heartwarming exchange between two guys at the KAC: “Dude, I bought you some lip balm.”  “Oh, thanks!”

Softie on New Side: “I have a soft spot for the lax bro.”

Said in complete seriousness:

  • Philosopher 1: “If you connect the dots are they still dots or merely a line?”
  • Philosopher 2: “The dots are neither here nor there.”

A bet between friends: “I’ll watch instructional porn with you if you get me a job.”

An observant prospie: “A solid third of the student body here looks like they walked out of a Vampire Weekend music video.“

Overeager footwear consumer: “I wear them so much these days, you might as well bury me in my Bean boots.”

Fed up junior: “I already have so much work. I’m literally going to Gone Girl myself”

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