A heartwarming exchange between two guys at the KAC: “Dude, I bought you some lip balm.” “Oh, thanks!”
Softie on New Side: “I have a soft spot for the lax bro.”
Said in complete seriousness:
- Philosopher 1: “If you connect the dots are they still dots or merely a line?”
- Philosopher 2: “The dots are neither here nor there.”
A bet between friends: “I’ll watch instructional porn with you if you get me a job.”
An observant prospie: “A solid third of the student body here looks like they walked out of a Vampire Weekend music video.“
Overeager footwear consumer: “I wear them so much these days, you might as well bury me in my Bean boots.”
Fed up junior: “I already have so much work. I’m literally going to Gone Girl myself”
The Kenyon Thrill 
uhhhh id raise that to at least 67% of this campus being indie pop music video worthy … js