10 o’clock list: What to Do In the Omelette Line

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It’s Sunday morning, your first breakfast of the week. Come Monday, you have to give up this luxury yet again for those precious hours spent having a weird sex dream about that kid in your 10th grade spanish class. You’re not going to waste this morning- next week will finally be your year. You need some serious protein to kick off your 18 hour study-sesh, you’re headed for the omelette bar- and yeah, today they have real bacon. You’re finally in line, awaiting your savory equivalent of a redbull, and shit- what the hell do you do for the next 20 minutes?

  1. Set up a game of Monopoly- Who doesn’t love a quick, friendly round of this childhood classic! It passes the time, and it’s just a friendly game!
  2. Set up a 401K– I don’t know what this is but I feel like I’m supposed to, will you look into this and tell me after you get your omelette?
  3. Make a CDO appointment-It’s almost spring break and the impending doom of spending a summer in your basement is looming. Make that trip north and don’t forget to use their google calendar on your way! Typically, the appointments last about 1-2 hours, so no worries, you’ll be back with time to spare!
  4. Vacuum your room-You know you’ve been meaning to do this for awhile now, and it’ll only take a few minutes. Get all those cheetos, tears, and remnants of illicit substances out of your carpet. The trip back to your room is well worth it- and definitely shorter than your wait, and you’ll come back refreshed and ready to enjoy your fluffy, eggy, goodness in peace.
  5. Give up– grab your off-brand Lucky Charms and hit up the dessert station. You’ll make it here at 10:30 next week to wait in line with the big kids.

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