LOVE IS IN THE AIR U GUYS

You heard it here first, kids – this Saturday is Valentine’s Day! Though I’m sure most of you are hard at work making handmade cards and devotional poems for your significant others, I’m equally sure that some of you completely forgot what the hell was happening this weekend. Fear not, ill-prepared youths! If you need a lil somethin’ somethin’ to slip underneath your lover’s door come Saturday, I’ve got you covered. I contacted several Kenyon alumni* who graciously provided me with a few Valentines of their own creation.* Enjoy their handiwork! Use it to your own advantage! Cackle in Hallmark’s face! By using these images, you’ll surely establish yourself as an incredibly thoughtful lover.

Allison Janney ’82 sure does have an eye for design. 

Nick Petricca ’09 was a little embarrassed to hand this one over, but I think we can all agree on its incredible artistry.

Laura Hillenbrand ’89 didn’t have to think too hard about her Valentine slogan.

Josh Radnor ’96 absolutely did not sign off on this.

*None of these things happened.