At this point, I’d take pets over alcohol. Via tumblr.

This weekend marks the first “big” weekend in a long time. With invitations to more than one all-campus event, how will you ever decide where to take your drunken drollery? Don’t “rum” astray, let this cocktail be your guiding light:

Ingredients:

• 151 proof Rum–1 1/2 parts
• Malibu Coconut Rum–1 part
• Pineapple juice–4 parts
• Tonic water– 1 part

Directions:

• Pour the rums over a tall glass of ice
• Add pineapple juice and tonic water
• Garnish with a strawberry
• Bottoms up!

**Warning: this is a particularly potent drink, so sip safely!