So does the BFEC. Via cracked.com

Notice that we didn’t call this drink “Sex At the BFEC.” Trust us, you’ll be on the roof of the Farmhouse and over the moon with this giggle juice. Here’s what you need for this no-fail cocktail: 

• Vodka (151 proof)–2 ounces
• Peach schnaps–.5 ounce
• Dash of orange juice
• Brown food dye (it is called the BROWN Family Environmental Center, isn’t it?)

Now mix it fast and get it over with, those pine needles are stabbing me, bro.