Weekend Playlist: Songs to Shock Your Mom

Shame on you!!!!!!! - ur mom (via samaraspeaks.wordpress.com)

Shame on you!!!!!!! – ur mom probably (via samaraspeaks.wordpress.com)

‘Sup nerds. So unless you’ve been living in the wilds of the BFEC for the few weeks, you’ve probably heard Shock your Mom is gonna tear up campus this Saturday. And while I’m sure y’all have been painstakingly planning what clothes you’re gonna wear (or not wear) and what drinks you’re gonna slam, everyone knows that no good SYM pre-game is complete without jams that will make your mom flinch and grasp at her pearls fearfully from 5000 miles away. Luckily, the Thrill’s compiled a playlist for you. Just sit back, relax, and let these songs do the rest. (Warning: not for the faint of heart).

The Way the Bunny Hops

Not only full of sick sounds, but also has some hot dance moves you can turn out on the floor. The newest craze is the nose wiggle. It’s gonna be big.

Here Comes Peter Cottontail

Is there a sexier music video form than claymation?

Little Bunny Foo Foo 

You’re Foo Foo. Everyone else is a field mouse. Own it. And who cares about the Blue Fairy?? Haters gonna hate.

Five Little Ducks 

This could probably be a drinking game. Or a metaphor for when you’re at a party and ALL YOUR FRIENDS DISAPPEAR (too real? Maybe, but SYM is not for weak).

Stay safe and have fun y’all!!

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  1. Pingback: 10 o’clock List: 5 Easter Basket Items to Expect after Shock Your Mom | The Thrill

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