Paul Blart: Safety Officer

Paul's always ready for any emergency, no matter how big or how smal

Paul’s always ready for any emergency, no matter how big or how small

Word has it that we might have a new addition to Campus Safety: Paul Blart. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 opened this weekend to rave reviews, and I think we can bet that there’s going to be a Paul Blart 3 coming soon. Well listen up, Hollywood, because I have an idea for you: Paul Blart at Kenyon, joining the ranks of Kenyon’s Finest. Can’t you picture Paul Blart hanging around Kenyon, doing Safety things? It’s ok if you can’t, because I did it for you.

He heard that you got locked out of your room. Don't worry, he's on his way

He heard that you got locked out of your room. Don’t worry, he’s on his way.

The Old K party got a little out of control. He's just here to keep everyone safe, guys.

The Old K party got a little out of control. He’s just here to keep everyone safe, guys.

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Paul’s on his way to check out that funny smell that you complained about in your Caples suite

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