Ugh, aren’t you gone yet? Who even likes college.
1) Lucius – Go Home
Literally leave. There’ll be a fine for staying on campus soon. Crawl back to where you were birthed.
2) Glen Hansard – Leave
3) Carrie Underwood – Get Out of This Town
Run away with Carrie Underwood. I do not care. Just pack up your Pink Floyd posters and scram.
4) Kenyon College – Kokosing Farewell
I’m not crying you’re crying. Whatever.