Feeling bored/overwhelmed/like there’s only one thing to do every day of the week? The Thrill is here to help! We polled everyone we could find (which was really only like 4 people, we’re not that popular) to get you first-years the ultimate First-Year Bucket List! Read on after the jump to see what you can’t miss out on before hitting the eventual brain death of Sophomore year!

• Streak down middle path- chilling, exposing, and uncomfortable, sounds like the ice cream social all over again!
• Ring the bells Friday afternoon with the Pealers- this actually looks cool as shit.
• Visit the Observatory- We have a super cool telescope that we paid a super large amount for so maybe hike up those trails by the quad and go find it.
• Go to a sporting event- This sounds fake but ok.
• Actually go to the events you get emails for– people did this and seemed to be happy about it? 
• Go on a walk on the gap trail- Dogs! Recumbent bikes! Elderly women on walks! What’s not to love?
• Climb the Peirce tower– We probably shouldn’t endorse this, but we’re here to provide the uncensored truth for our readers.
• Take a day to do absolutely nothing- I suggest practicing this daily.
• Swim in the Kokosing– “you get a rash”- anonymous
• Piss on the Gates of Hell– this is foul and I really want it to end.