Black Friday Deals
Thanksgiving is one short week away. Once you’ve filled your stomach with turkey (perhaps for a second time), addressed all those uncomfortable thanksgiving conversations, and caught up on sleep, gird your loins.
Black Friday is also coming, and it’s an inevitable pain train en route to making you feel absolutely unprepared for the gifting portion of the holiday season.
Do not fear. Here are just a few things to keep on your radar for the loved ones in your life. These purchases may save your life.
For the history buff:
“Your ancestors are waiting to be discovered.”
Selling point(s): The item description says it’s the “largest compilation of historical and genealogical books on Ohio to be found on the planetary surface” That’s confidence.
For your roommate:
Nothing screams dorm decor quite like a lil’ animal
Selling point(s): As the item description says, this “cute little guy” would be perfect on a shelf or desk
For the fitness buff:
This vintage item will be the envy of all. “Disco funk breaks” are the perfect background music for burning off those extra holiday calories
Selling point(s): The lady on the cover is having a nice time, so you probably will too!
For your hookup:
a) I’m salty about you hooking up with someone else
b) You make me clammy
quite like “TWO HUGE cans” of clam juice
Selling point(s): It’s clam juice.
For your roomate (again):
Just because you love your roommate so much!