Black Friday Deals

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Deals! Deals! Deals! (via BA50)

Thanksgiving is one short week away. Once you’ve filled your stomach with turkey (perhaps for a second time), addressed all those uncomfortable thanksgiving conversations, and caught up on sleep, gird your loins.

Black Friday is also coming, and it’s an inevitable pain train en route to making you feel absolutely unprepared for the gifting portion of the holiday season.

Do not fear. Here are just a few things to keep on your radar for the loved ones in your life. These purchases may save your life.

For the history buff:

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(Via eBay)

“Your ancestors are waiting to be discovered.”

Selling point(s): The item description says it’s the “largest compilation of historical and genealogical books on Ohio to be found on the planetary surface”  That’s confidence.

For your roommate:

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(via eBay)

Nothing screams dorm decor quite like a lil’ animal

Selling point(s): As the item description says, this  “cute little guy” would be perfect on a shelf or desk

For the fitness buff:

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(via eBay)

This vintage item will be the envy of all. “Disco funk breaks” are the perfect background music for burning off those extra holiday calories

Selling point(s): The lady on the cover is having a nice time, so you probably will too!

For your hookup:

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(via eBay)

It says

a) I’m salty about you hooking up with someone else

and

b) You make me clammy

quite like “TWO HUGE cans” of clam juice

Selling point(s): It’s clam juice.

**BONUS**

For your roomate (again):

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(via eBay)

Just because you love your roommate so much! 

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