WEATHER ADVISORY ALERT: Twista Approaches Campus at Nightfall



9 PM EST SAT DEC 5 2015

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The National Weather Service* in Gambier has issued a Tornado warning for the approaching twister set to hit campus at approximately 9 pm*. To prepare, buy out all the canned food from the Market, fill up all of your nalgenes, and head to the only space on campus pre-determined safe enough: Gund Commons. The official weather committee of Kenyon College** will continue to offer updates to the general public in the coming hours.

*Exact time of the “Twista” is not guaranteed, as similar instances in the past (ie: Hurricane Cam’ron) have proven an unreliable pre-disposed timeline.

**Theme housing coming in 2016

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