“Speaking of leaves, these trees have none. The emperor has no clothes so it seems” -a Genius
“You looked jacked as hell, dude. Wanna smoke” – V. chill dude
“Bring back the supplement am I right”- Unhappy contestant of Midnight Breakfast
“I just dropped my headphones into my cup of coffee, but they still work. I am immortal.” – Me
“Be safe”-Worried friend about other friend entering an exam
“Do you think if I stuck this pen into my eyeball they’d make me take my finals” -Individual with a very loose grasp of what he/she considers “they”
“Ok the second we finish this exam, let’s get drinks at the VI” – A loose cannon
“We’re all just waiting for death”-Someone who gets it.