As the snow descended from the heavens, and the scholarly aura intensified with classes began, Kenyon College as we know it was back in action.

Ever wanted to know what the Kenyon College student population thinks? As we all know, Kenyon College is notorious for our fire Yik Yak game. And with a new semester and new yaks, the creative juices got flowing. So while you’re sadly reentering Olin and accepting your sad, sad fate, take a quick study break and check out these beautiful Haikus compiled by yours truly with the help of the angsty, sad, and occasionally punny Kenyon College Yik Yak.

 

Wifi is so bad

Help I have the stomach flu

Not unique enough

 

My bed keeps squeaking

Why has God abandoned us

The air hurts my face

 

Life hack: wear Heelies

Your old hookup in your class

Water pressure bad

 

Gambier sad boi

Your crush has become single

All Star for send off

 

I look like Ramen

Lotion up my dry nipples

Got fat over break