In the past we’ve delivered a scientific diagram to the social interactions we at Kenyon face daily. The matrix comprised of head nods, waves, and stiff jokes are systematic and strategic. They are only more complicated when feelings get involved. You know the ones. The butterflies. The kissing. The Other Stuff. But what do you say to those people that aren’t friends but aren’t just friends? I don’t know all the answers at all, but let’s try anyway. I give you, my life’s work*: the hook-up matrix.