So good even the DKEs came! My review of the AD’s 157th annual SPACE BASS.
Boy oh boy what a night! SPACE BASS was a hoot and a half! It was never too crowded nor too empty. There were boxes on boxes of delicious Little Caesar’s and great water. A LOT of really fantastic water for everyone! Without campus safety anywhere in sight, attendees were free to do whatever the fuck they wanted to do. And they did.
I decided this time to interview people on the dance floor about what they thought of the party. The following is an excerpt from one of the interviews. I think it went well!
Harry Kalish: What do you think of the 157th annual SPACE BASS?
Girl: I’m sorry have a boyfriend.
HK: Oh no. I’m not trying to—
Girl: You seem like a sweet guy. You’re just not my type.
HK: Listen, I’m writing a—
Girl: UGHHH! Don’t try to make me swoon with your words. Just get away and let me enjoy the rest of my night.
HK: I’m sorry.
I give SPACE BASS Damn Daniel, 2 orders of Papa John’s cinnamon knots, and a picture of a robot.