Well well well. What do we have here? Boundless sunshine, sunglasses tanlines, and that sweet, sweet drunken buffoonery. Today we bring you a drink for this perfect weekend.

Ingredients

• 1 cup of sunscreen
• 1 bottle of champagne
• 2 cups of pineapple juice
• as much vodka as you want
• sparkling water
• grapefruit juice if you want I guess
• flip flops/sandals/birkenstocks/shoes with your toes out

Directions

• apply sunscreen to face before mixing drink
• put on shoes that let your does breathe
• combine all ingredients, add ice, drink
• have the best time of your entire life with NO RULES!!!!!