Weekend Drink: The Not-Your-Mom’s-Punch-Because-You’re-In-College-Now
Well well well. What do we have here? Boundless sunshine, sunglasses tanlines, and that sweet, sweet drunken buffoonery. Today we bring you a drink for this perfect weekend.
- 1 cup of sunscreen
- 1 bottle of champagne
- 2 cups of pineapple juice
- as much vodka as you want
- sparkling water
- grapefruit juice if you want I guess
- flip flops/sandals/birkenstocks/shoes with your toes out
- apply sunscreen to face before mixing drink
- put on shoes that let your does breathe
- combine all ingredients, add ice, drink
- have the best time of your entire life with NO RULES!!!!!