Meet an Unconscious Kenyon Student


We all know and love the Meet a PC and Meet an SMA features here on But The Thrill has forgotten about many other Kenyon student groups that deserve an equivalent profile. One of these communities is rarely heard from. Not because they don’t have anything to say, but, rather, because they can’t say anything at all. You see them all over campus: in the library, in 3rd Floor Ascension, waiting in line in the servery. I wanted to give a voice to the voiceless in this first edition of  Meet an Unconscious Kenyon Student!

Cats or Dogs?

*heavy breathing*

What’s your favorite part about your hometown?

*shifts from laying on back to stomach*

What’s the last good book you read?

*eyes flutter, stretches and yawns*

Giant cookie or Cookie Pie?

Huh…Who are you? What’s going on?

What movie have you watched frequently?

I was trying to get some sleep. I’ve had really tough week and I would really appreciate it if you left me alone.

What’s the best meal you ever had?

Why are you asking me these questions? I’ve made it perfectly clear that I don’t want to participate in whatever the fuck you’re doing.

If you were a punctuation mark, what would you be?

En dash.

Why did you decide to become a PC?

I’m not.


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