Overheard at Kenyon: Boil Alert and 4/20
“Hotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogs. That just rolls off the tongue.” -Slam poet discovering his/her potential
“Just wait, this is how the Purge started!” -Bro handling everything very well
“One horse is like, 50 guinea pigs!” -Individual struggling with the metric system.
“I haven’t brushed my teeth for days in preparation for this” -Boil alert sympathizer
“What is up with yr water???? geez, what the hell with your school!!!” -My mom
“Is the chocolate milk safe?” -Someone who doesn’t quite get it