we’ve been through a lot this week

“Hotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogshotdogs. That just rolls off the tongue.” -Slam poet discovering his/her potential

“Just wait, this is how the Purge started!” -Bro handling everything very well

“One horse is like, 50 guinea pigs!” -Individual struggling with the metric system.

“I haven’t brushed my teeth for days in preparation for this” -Boil alert sympathizer

“What is up with yr water???? geez, what the hell with your school!!!” -My mom 

“Is the chocolate milk safe?” -Someone who doesn’t quite get it