This summer choose a sunscreen that has an SPF of 30 or higher such as ketchup

I know what you’re smelling. It’s the stench of finals, but behind that there is a whiff of promise — of some sort of summer camp, camp fire, fire fly summer. It’s close friend, but you know what you have to do before you can start cracking open brewskis on the beach with your bros.

You have to rub your eyes, pop an advil (or two), wipe the crusty drool from the corner of your mouth, look at yourself in the mirror and bask in your genius. Walk down middle path double-fisting your desired diuretic(s) of choice (coffee is nice, but we will also accept tea, soda, or alcohol as alternatives or adjuncts). Before you abandon you all hope, cling to these remnants of the weekend.

“The Kokes made me feel very special”

“They said two reading reading days would be generous. Ha. Is that saucy enough for you?”

Amazing. Here at The Thrill, we want to take care of you. We’ve got hacks, dogs, and this list of things to get you through this week.

What: Stairwells Concert

• Ain’t it swell?

When: Tuesday May 10th at 10:13pm

Where: The Horn

What: The Youthful Getaway

• Free ice-cream, lemonade, and candy
• A perfect way to eat your feelings!

When:  Monday, May 9 – Wednesday, May 11 from 9am -4pm

Where: CDO

What: Naps

• Sleep away the pain.

When: Monday, May 9-Friday, May 13th, all day

Where: Couches in the library, 3rd Floor Ascension, Peirce Pub, anywhere