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BREAKING: Domino’s Pizza Now Takes K-Card, Waistbands Everywhere Groan in Disapproval

August 30, 2016
Lookit dat sweet sweet cheesy pizz (via stereogum.com)

Lookit dat sweet sweet cheesy pizz (via stereogum.com)

As if the graveyard of empty pizza boxes I store underneath my XL twin bed frame needed any new corpses, Domino’s has finally decided to jump on the K-Card bandwagon. Beginning right the heck now, you can order hot, fresh, flavor-blasted Domino’s pizzas (cooked especially for you in the corporation’s Mount Vernon location) using that weird plastic rectangle you scan on your dorm’s card reader each and every night.

The steps to achieve Domino’s-Induced PizzaBliss™ were sent out via email earlier today. According to Mark Kohlman, the process goes a little something like this:

1. Enter your address
2. Select your desired food items
3. Go to Checkout
the next couple of steps are critical
4.  Enter your K-card # in the box labeled:  DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS
5.  Select Payment Information:  PAY WITH CASH UPON DELIVERY (you won’t have to pay with cash upon delivery if you entered you K-card # as instructed in #4.
6. Select Place Order
7. Wait
8. Enjoy your food
Sound simple? It is! Happy eating, folks.
One Comment leave one →
  1. Abigail permalink
    August 30, 2016 5:53 pm

    DOMINOS PIZZA?
    Kenyon is over.

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