Your Mom Wrote, She Wants You to Apply to The Thrill
I hope your first few weeks of college are going well. I know you were worried about not making any friends and being alone all the time, and judging by how empty your snapstory has been recently I’m starting to think your biggest fear might be coming true.
I’m sorry about that, honey. There’s nothing I can really do. But I heard that there’s this cool online blog that you can write for, it’s called The Thrill or something like that. I was reading some of the articles (and admittedly Facebook-stalking some of the authors) and I noticed that all of them have tons of friends! And social capital!
Maybe you should think about applying to write for The Thrill. I know, I know, there’s not a whole lot of time left to apply, but that shouldn’t discourage you.
I believe in you, my sweet child who is real and definitely mine. Just think about it.
Applications are due September 9th. Click the above link to find the application, fill it out, and send your responses to firstname.lastname@example.org. THANKS!