Knock, knock–who’s there? It’s me, I’m at Wiggin Street Coffee Shop ready for the day. What’s that? They’re coffee machine is broken? Ok I will just have an iced tea. What’s that? That’s also broken? How can you break tea? Never mind. Now I don’t know what to get! Oh wait–I know! I’ll just get an italian soda. So refreshing and fun.

But I don’t know what flavor to order. I’m overwhelmed and need help. I guess I will just have to try every single flavor with the entire Thrill editing staff. 

Let’s begin. The following is a stream of consciousness through the taste-testing process.

INITIAL THOUGHTS

• Why is there cream???? 
• excited
• lactose intolerance is concerning
• im apprehensive

HOW IS EVERYONE FEELING?

• feeling gassy (a leel)
• overwhelmed
• kenda *eating carrots and hummus

FLAVOR ONE: WERTHERS

• Carolyn: no, salty
• Kenda: oh it’s wrong
• Gracie: I don’t hate it (I’m a weirdo!!) tastes like bubbly candy
• butter beer
• liquidy butter beer
• thin beer

FLAVOR TWO: CARAMEL CRÉME

• Carolyn:tastes similar to the weathers
• Kenda: kinda likes it
• already on the up and up
• Gracie: I get it
• Yasmin: this is bad. this tastes like a sweetened sparkling water (it is)
• Erica: (stunned by silence)
• ADDED CREAM OH GOD
• wait actually its not that bad kinda like a

FLAVOR THREE: CHERRY LIME:

• a classic italian soda as god intended
• this is factually what they drink in venice
• a mocktail!
• shirly temple
• NoT aS GoOd
• brought back memories
• Yasmin: I’m in
• im also in (Erica)

FLAVOR FOUR: HONEY BEE

• MILK’s BAD oh no what’s wrong
• Kenda:  expected bad bad bad, got bad
• Gracie: if you give this to a baby they will die
• would poison babies (definitely could)
• I hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this
• put honey bee back

FLAVOR FIVE: MIXED BERRY

• Kenda: IS IDEALOGICALLY OPPOSED TO BERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• far too many punches that people have made
• JUNGLE JUIce if you wanna get fucked uopppp p
• kool aid man had a beer and then peed
• Yasmin: movies where a robot is working and then gets melted by the liquid
• my mouth is poisoned

FLAVOR SIX: ORANGE DREAMCICLE

• gotta add that sweet sweet mother’s milk (jk my mom isn’t here it’s the wigeon milk)
• she’s pretty now
• indecicsive, a great treat from a 7 year old who just had a long day
• kenda and I (Erica) are wearing the same shirt
• tastes like an orange
• Mia: it’s not horrible
• why would you order this?
• scurvy?

FLAVOR SEVEN: BANANAS FOSTER

• the big mama
• Yasmin: tasted like banana laffy taffy used to eat those a lot in fourth great i had friends i swear
  

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FLAVOR EIGHT: KEY LIM

• Mia: I feel like Key Lime is gonna rock my pants
• Kenda: is back at it with the hiatus from the fruit drinks
• LA CROIX BITCH. 10/10
• doesn’t taste the pie
• tastes the key
• tastes a hint of lime
• it’s a gross margarita mixer
• Mia: neeeds to take out her invisilign!!!!!!

CONLCUSION: The creamy bois suck but the fruity ones were so good we took them home.

Goodbye!