The Friday Mustard
Wazzup condimaniacs!! It’s me, the Friday Mustard. What mustard events are happening this weekend? I thought you’d never ask. Parents are flooding the hill, which means it’s time for some family-friendly mustard action. Don’t wear any nice clothes tomorrow, because they’ll be stained a dark yellow within minutes.
MAIN STAGE PRODUCTION
The Itty Bitty Drama Committee will be staging “Mustard’s Room,” an unexpected comedy and meditation on what it means to be a mustard man, will be performed at 1 a.m. Friday and Saturday. Bring your parents. Bring bibs.
FALL HARVEST FESTIVAL
What’s the color of some leaves and also mustard? Yellow. Coincidence???? Walk an obscene distance into the woods, carve a mustard bottle, pet a cow, listen to live music from the Mustard Devils. It’s sure to be a rollicking good time.
M. U. Stard ’88 brings his renowned sextet to campus to Rosse Hall this Saturday at 9 p.m. Again, please bring bibs. This is an essential part of the concert experience. The opener will be Lisa Simpson playing a mustard bottle that she bit holes in and plays like a saxophone. She’s got the right idea, folks!!