This post was guest authored by Andrew Perricone ’17.

Ok, so, Gracie (Ed. note: Potter ’17, what’s up y’all) asked me to guest-write (ghost-write?) a Weekend Drink for Halloween, and I wanted to make a cool exciting delicious spooky real-person drink, I really did. But comps happened and I forgot about this until today. So, let’s throw a bunch of Halloween-themed shit together and call it a cocktail, ok? Ok. Co-credit goes to Sam Larson ’17 for offering some of the more… unusual ingredients.

Ingredients:

• a handful of candy corn
• a pint of apple cider
• “you know that smell from inside a box of old costumes? that latex must?”
• some hay
• MOONshine
• “you know how when you breathe through a latex mask and there’s just that moistness? like you just sweat into your mouth?”
• the bad candy (smarties, gum, those weird strawberry hard candies)
• clowns!
• bones or something idk