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Weekend Drink: Andrew’s Halloween Spoopstravaganza

October 28, 2016
AW YEAH SPOOKY COCKTAIL (via DeviantArt)

AW YEAH SPOOKY COCKTAIL (via DeviantArt)

This post was guest authored by Andrew Perricone ’17.

Ok, so, Gracie (Ed. note: Potter ’17, what’s up y’all) asked me to guest-write (ghost-write?) a Weekend Drink for Halloween, and I wanted to make a cool exciting delicious spooky real-person drink, I really did. But comps happened and I forgot about this until today. So, let’s throw a bunch of Halloween-themed shit together and call it a cocktail, ok? Ok. Co-credit goes to Sam Larson ’17 for offering some of the more… unusual ingredients.

Ingredients:

  • a handful of candy corn
  • a pint of apple cider
  • “you know that smell from inside a box of old costumes? that latex must?”
  • some hay
  • MOONshine
  • “you know how when you breathe through a latex mask and there’s just that moistness? like you just sweat into your mouth?”
  • the bad candy (smarties, gum, those weird strawberry hard candies)
  • clowns!
  • bones or something idk
Directions:

Pour all ingredients into a jack-o-lantern and chug through its face holes. Very spoopy!

Well, I tried. Now back to comps. Have a lovely night, everyone, and remember to bring a jacket for that chilly walk back to Caples in your “Sexy Tim Kaine” costume after Peeps gets shut down at 11:30 p.m.

 

One Comment leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    October 31, 2016 12:26 am

    i tried it. it was transcendental.

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