I Drank Only Soylent for 4 Days Straight and You’ll Never Guess What Happened
It was a nightmare.
Here’s why: Soylent does not taste edible. It has the texture of paint and the taste of liquified bread. Imagine drinking thick, room temperature, liquefied bread every day for three meals a day. That’s what it was. Do not do this.
Day 2 (continued from the previous article)
9:00 am: I decided to avoid Peirce altogether because I realized that’s where I went wrong yesterday.
11:00 am: Wow who knew Peirce is actually a social hub oh wait I KNEW why am I doing this
12:00 pm: okay im fine this is fine
2:00 pm: okay to be fair Soylent is very filling (400 calories a bottle is no joke).
Rest of the day: a blur.
7:30 am. a new dawn a new day, a new life, a BOIL ALERT!
9:00 am. gotta admit I’m pretty tickled that everyone’s lifestyle of drinking and eating with reckless abandon is interrupted at least a little bit today and not just mine…schadenfreude at its finest.
12:00pm what if i iced it, would that be better?
12:05 pm. update: don’t ice it:
5:00 pm: it’s just…so thick.
Soylent looked grey today and so does my outlook on life:
Time isn’t real anymore: LAST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where am I?: walked by peirce…remember that place? remember hpapiiness?
The day is almost over: solid food, man. cherish it
In summary, don’t do this. Ever.