It’s cold. There’s too much work. We’re all ready to leave. I’ll cut to the chase. Here’s what you’ll do over winter break so you’ll come back a true Kenyonite.
- Buy sufficient underwear (because you dramatically underestimated how important underwear is and how often you’d do laundry)
- Get an undercut
- Dye your hair lilac
- Get a piercing
- Get a tattoo
- Get your digestive system and sleep schedule back on track (so you can wreck it again next semester)
- Get new eyeglasses with clear frames