10 o’clock list: What Do Over Winter Break


one can dream

It’s cold. There’s too much work. We’re all ready to leave. I’ll cut to the chase. Here’s what you’ll do over winter break so you’ll come back a true Kenyonite.

  1. Buy sufficient underwear (because you dramatically underestimated how important underwear is and how often you’d do laundry)
  2. Get an undercut
  3. Dye your hair lilac
  4. Get a piercing
  5. Get a tattoo
  6. Get your digestive system and sleep schedule back on track (so you can wreck it again next semester)
  7. Get new eyeglasses with clear frames

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