JUST IN: Your Dad’s Disappointment at an All Time High
So your dad sent me a fax the other day. I know? A fax right? I didn’t even know I had a fax machine! Anyway, he said that he’s usually disappointed in you, but these days it just feels like it’s at the breaking point. How will you win the love of your father back, you might ask?
Apply to The Kenyon Thrill! Your dad loves it!
“They’re real witty and funny as hell,” he wrote in his fax, “but they also talk about real issues too, you know? They’re such a great platform for student narratives.”
Awww, thanks dad!
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