Hey..It’s me. I know we’ve had some rough patches these past two weeks and haven’t been the best for us. You’ve said I’m “aggressive” and need to “stop sending you student info emails” but I realized something. This is our one last shot. We can make this work. If you submit you’re Kenyon Thrill Application by midnight tonight…we might have a chance together. We have something beautiful, don’t let this go. Otherwise…I’m gone. You might never get a chance like this again. Apply today, you probably won’t regret it. Give us a shot. Click here for the application and the key to my heart.
Come on, grammatical errors *and* rape culture? We can do better, Kenyon.