Would You Rather: Kenyon Edition

Screen Shot 2017-04-04 at 3.27.51 PMPrepare you brain, mind and head for some of the most difficult decisions you will ever have to make in your life, ever. This is no easy task. This is no simple feat. Today we’re asking some tough questions with a strenuous round of Would You Rather: Kenyon Edition. 

Would you rather…

Hang out with Pinegrove, SPORTS and John Green in the pine grove?

OR

Bring Rutherford B. Hayes back to life and have him in your crew until your dying day?

Would you rather…

Have market dogs for ears?

OR

Wear a Peirce cup as a hat forever?

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Would you rather…

Get hit by an Amish buggy and break your leg?

OR

Slip and fall, face first, into an Amish horse’s poop?

Would you rather…

Lick all of the round tables in Peirce every time you entered the building?

OR

Drink a days worth of the liquid people pour out of their cups when clearing their meals?

Would you rather…

Get lost in a corn field forever?

OR

Get lost in Sean Decatur’s eyes forever?corn-field-2-lowres_6

Would you rather…

Have a boil alert for 2 days?

OR

Have no power for 7 hours?

Would you rather…

Go through freshman orientation again?

OR

Go through comps twice?

Would you rather…

Get the Kenyon seal tattooed on your face?

OR

Have to swim in nationals on the Kenyon swim team (with no prior training) and be the reason they lose?

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Would you rather…

Be stranded on the grass circle in the middle of the science quad with only water, 4 goat tacos and a word search (level easy/beginner) for a week?

OR

Be stranded on the Kenyon seal in Peirce with only water, 4 goat tacos, 2 raisins and a broken Nintento DS for a week?

 

Now that you’ve chosen your answers life will never be the same.

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