In a statement made Thursday, President Decatur announced the drastic changes made to the Kenyon 2020 plan.
“The college does not condone the use of marijuana, a practice illegal in the state of Ohio. We do however, encourage the $mok3ing of DANK ~kush~ and feel that the absence of the Village Market for what could be the entire 2017-2018 school year would hinder students in the goings on of THCult life. As a result, we propose the Kenyon 420 plan. Farr hall will be replaced by a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell adjoined by a vape shop. The Village Market will still be across the street.”
This plan is a response not only to Ku$h Kulture but to the scarcity of food options students feel they are burdened by. It was met by ravenous applause from two students smoking in the Mather breezeway.
The Vape shop will accept k-cards.