Welcome back nerds! The first week of school has come and gone and we’re all cursing ourselves for complaining about how bored we were over break. Plenty of things on campus are different but one thing will never change: the Thrill is always listening. We heard you with our sweet baby ears and know what you did last night. It’s Overheard!
“Where is D K E?” -Someone who is too good for DKE
“Look honey, let’s go walk on the Middle Path!” -First year mom
“Why can’t you live in the big white houses sophomore year?” -M&M resident
“Are you sporting a hickey?” -An attentive friend
“I’m still drunk right now.” -Kid who needs to go to their 9:40 a.m. class
“I was fucking around like, in, the construction site” -Person who got written up by Safety last night
“We all have a mischief wizard inside us… that’s puberty.” -Biology major?
“I never said California was in the South I just said it was far down!” -New Yorker
“How do we get the guy that has the same backpack as me to transfer?” -person with a Fjallraven Kanken and negative self awareness