The Best Bullet Journal!!!

SHE LIIIIIIIVVVESSS!!! And she is glorious!!! Behold, Kenyon College. I have created the most elegant, the most delicate, the most BEAUTIFUL bullet journal you have ever had the pleasure of feasting your eyes upon. Please enjoy. You will enjoy. This is the best bullet journal ever (remember to zoom in so you can see the small words).

Ingredients

  • A journal
  • A Creative Spirit (which can be summoned via your basic blood sacrifice)
  • One tin of “emergency” google eyeballs
  • Sharpies n markers
  • Ironic cat stickers
  • Fake tat bandaids (the kind that only blend in with white people’s skin) – comes with SQUISHY MOUTH STICKER
  • Christmas-themed washi tape (CHRISTMAS THEMED ONLY! ALL OTHER TYPES ARE UNACCEPTABLE)
  • Paper tabs of zoo animals that look like they have seen Hell and then returned home from the darkness forever scarred
  • Existential dread
  • An affinity for bad jokes and puns about death
  • A pet scorpion
  • Some vague knowledge of what lurks in the deep, dark abyss

 

Final Product

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Look at her!!! Feel that creative energy flow from her eye balls to your eye balls!!! Unhinge YOUR jaws of death as you crack open the hinge of this here jôûrnâlê.

 

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THE BUJO!!! SHE HAS YOUR FACE!!!

 

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RemEYEnder: this is the best bullet journal ever.

 

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