The Monday Catchup
Based on the coughs and sniffles, it’s the time of the year when no one reads this weekly feature, YET again.
I’m sick too.
How was your weekend?
“I drank beer from a bag again.”
“Enough of the big boy stuff alright. Sick of hearing about the big boy.”
“My weekend? Well, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.”
That being said, I’m going to my sick den to recover. Here are a few things to do this week.
What: Health center
- Don’t come to class and get me sick, Justin.
- Cover up your cough with. your. elbow, Sarah!!
- I really think you are sick, Henry. Please get some rest. I’ll buy you saltines. :–)
When: Whenever the health center is open, bozos!
Where: Wherever the health center is!