
For better or for worse, this post was written by Yasmin Nesbat ’18 and Shayne Wagner ’18
- Smokey mac (sits on Old Side, picks up tator tots one by one with the tongs)
- Jack Knife
- Nanette
- Woody Harrelson (drunkle but also a genius?)
- Spike Bonze
- Tic tac Tankenhead (INTP)
- Lydia (taking four evening seminars, has never been seen out during the day)
- Ariel Foundation Park
- Gourd
- Miracle Mile
- Greeting Gerwig (first born of famous literati couple, vacations in the Mediterranean, wears a lot of white)
- 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42
- Satchel Blue (Chemistry or Biology major, I’m not sure though — Captain of herb gardening club)
- Gemini Flores (English major with a creative writing emphasis obviously. Beautiful hair obviously. Has side job as silver jewelry maker obviously)
- Van Trip
- Be Kind “Rewind” Johnson
- Spindrift McTucket
- MacGyver
- Bronald McBronald