For better or for worse, this post was written by Yasmin Nesbat ’18 and Shayne Wagner ’18

1. Smokey mac (sits on Old Side, picks up tator tots one by one with the tongs) 
2. Jack Knife
3. Nanette
4. Woody Harrelson (drunkle but also a genius?) 
5. Spike Bonze
6. Tic tac Tankenhead (INTP)
7. Lydia (taking four evening seminars, has never been seen out during the day)
8. Ariel Foundation Park
9. Gourd
10. Miracle Mile
11. Greeting Gerwig (first born of famous literati couple, vacations in the Mediterranean, wears a lot of white)
12. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42
13. Satchel Blue (Chemistry or Biology major, I’m not sure though — Captain of herb gardening club) 
14. Gemini Flores (English major with a creative writing emphasis obviously. Beautiful hair obviously. Has side job as silver jewelry maker obviously)
15. Van Trip
16. Be Kind “Rewind” Johnson
17. Spindrift McTucket
18. MacGyver
19. Bronald McBronald