Did your parents come for parents’ weekend? Were they good? Did you lose them? Have you checked the Lost & Found? More importantly, did you know that we at The Thrill rented a Kenyon drone to generate some good, good Overheards? Ha, ha. We are only joking. It’s Overheard!!!

“The amount of times I heard a parent ask where the silverware was while standing directly in front of the silverware was easily upwards of ten.”

“I think we’re meeting him on THE Middle Path.”

“Mother knitting in an adirondack chair outside Gund Gallery at mmmmm 9:30 AM.”

“Saw the Gates of Hell post used to hold multiple babies.”

“So you know how Hamlet is like The Lion King? This is like The Lion King 1 1/2.” — child describing Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

“This morning I saw a Peirce worker guiding someone’s mom to the vegetarian station because she did not know where it was and could not find it.”