Those who complain about the walk up from the KAC to Peirce fail to recognize that physical labor is but a small price to pay for such a view.

Ode to the KAC hill titty tree

 

How much chest

could a chestnut nut?

if a chestnut could chest nut?

Would it chest one nut?

Would it chest two? Three?

Sweet and supple,

forbidden fruit,

This is an ode

to the KAC hill titty tree!

 

And if Jack and Jill

went up the hill

what litty sight did they see?

Not A cup nor B cup,

Not Peirce cup nor D cup,

But, of course!

The KAC hill titty tree!