Guess who’s back, pitches! It’s me, the healthiest girl in the world, here to tell you why I am not sick and therefore better than you in every way. I know that you were looking for some compassion and maybe the notes for the class you missed, but all I have for you is a list of things that kept me from being where you are right now, with one foot in the grave and one foot on some middle path pebbles.
- Vitamin C
- Vitamin D
- Vitamin B
- Turmeric capsules
- A gummy multivitamin
- Calcium Magnesium Zinc with Vitamin D
- Fish oil
- Folic Acid
- My immune system is very strong because I played in the woods as a child and maybe ate dirt?
- I got a flu shot (probably not the reason but I’m including it just in case!)
Also, and most of all, wash your hands! All the time!