10 o’clock list: How I Avoided the Kenyon Krud

vitamins1Guess who’s back, pitches! It’s me, the healthiest girl in the world, here to tell you why I am not sick and therefore better than you in every way. I know that you were looking for some compassion and maybe the notes for the class you missed, but all I have for you is a list of things that kept me from being where you are right now, with one foot in the grave and one foot on some middle path pebbles.

  1. Vitamin C
  2. Vitamin D
  3. Vitamin B
  4. Turmeric capsules
  5. A gummy multivitamin
  6. Calcium Magnesium Zinc with Vitamin D
  7. Fish oil
  8. Folic Acid
  9. Biotin
  10. My immune system is very strong because I played in the woods as a child and maybe ate dirt?
  11. I got a flu shot (probably not the reason but I’m including it just in case!)

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