The Monday Catchup

The Monday Catchup

Wow! Amy Leech ’19 came back from her first semester with bangs and she thinks she is the shit.

The McBride resident wasn’t sure about taking the plunge and snipping off her locks. Despite her personal subscription to the New York Times, owning those boots every girl has, and 3.89 GPA, Amy still didn’t feel like she meshed with the Kenyon community.

“I just didn’t have that it factor,” she explained to her hairstylist as she stared at her self in the mirror. Amy said she knew her next words would siesmically shake from her home town of Leechburgh, Pennsylvania to Gambier, Ohio.

“I want bangs.”

After convincing herself that brown hair, too, would make her fit in to the campus even more, she left the salon with a full head of poop brown, fringey bang hair.

Amy felt like the shit walking down middle path. She sadly was not and no one really cared. The same was true for Brice who dyed his hair blue, Cloe who got a septum ring, and Jackie who gained seven pounds.

How was your break?

“I got a septum ring.”

“I got bangs!”

“I dyed my hair blue.”

It never gets old does it. You’ve transformed sweet butterflies!

What:  Warner Concert Series Presents Gutbucket

  • I think the name is self explanatory

When: Friday, January 19 at 8:00pm

Where: RO$$e


What: Kenyon College Women’s Basketball vs The College of Wooster



When: Wednesday, January 17 at 6:00pm to 8:00pm

Where: K@C



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