The sad day of the Kenyon Thrill’s annual summer hiatus approaches. You may ask yourself, what will I do without The Thrill and their haha-so-relatable verging on neo-dada content? And Reader, while I offer no answers to such a weighty question, I ask that you accept, on behalf of all of us at the Thrill, our thanks.
We’ve had our ups and downs, you’ve been with us through thick and thin, and today we pay tribute to YOU, yes, you, Reader, for your undying love and support.
So thank you, from the bottom of our hearts, for encouraging us,
for diagnosing us,
for this one quote that’s way better out of context.
Thank you for caring about us,
for defending our honor
You are our lifeblood,
our cheerleaders, our rock.
We couldn’t kill liberal democracy without you <3.