Which Search Term Brought YOU to the Kenyon Thrill?

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They say you always remember your first. Mine was a delectably gooey Monday Catchup by Grandma Thrill Mia Fox. But what was yours? Thanks to the great glory that is ~TecHNOloGY~ we were able to gather some of our favorite search terms that brought us our treasured readers. Tag yourself. I’m ‘peanut man.’

  1. Sexmap (6)
  2. She saw my penis (3)
  3. how to ask your parents for alcohol (8)
  4. how to ask parents for alcohol (7)
  5. how to ask your parents to buy you alcohol (5)
  6. how to get your parents to buy you alcohol (5)
  7. how to convince your parents to buy you alcohol (5)
  8. how to convince your mom to buy you alcohol (3)
  9. how to ask your mom for alcohol (2)
  10. how to convince your parents to buy alcohol (2)
  11. is it wrong to ask my parents to buy you alcohol
  12. cn u just tell ur professor u overslept (2)
  13. how to make your lecturer give you marks by sleeping with them (2)
  14. depression personal narrative (1)
  15. peanut man (1)
  16. 10 question virgins have for sex haver (1)
  17. best sex positions on a twin xl bed (1)
  18. stuff that gets up sides of condoms (1)
  19. oberlin nude dorm (1)
  20. i apologize for missing class the previous three classes, i have just realized i am allergic to cats, and i am harboring my brother’s cat at the moment (1)
  21. how to make a party feel expensive (1) 
  22. i found a bandaid in my laundry (1) 
  23. a girl saw my penus in class (1) 
  24. why do turkeys and eagles fight each other (1)

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