They say you always remember your first. Mine was a delectably gooey Monday Catchup by Grandma Thrill Mia Fox. But what was yours? Thanks to the great glory that is ~TecHNOloGY~ we were able to gather some of our favorite search terms that brought us our treasured readers. Tag yourself. I’m ‘peanut man.’

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3. how to ask your parents for alcohol (8)
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20. i apologize for missing class the previous three classes, i have just realized i am allergic to cats, and i am harboring my brother’s cat at the moment (1)
21. how to make a party feel expensive (1) 
22. i found a bandaid in my laundry (1) 
23. a girl saw my penus in class (1) 
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