TO: ALLSTU@KENYON.EDU
SUBJECT LINE: LAST CHANCE FOR THE MUSIC LESSONS
A greeting to the Sad Children!
The Music Lessons march to their deadline like ominous ants. But– worry not, young Revelers:
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The registrar will cradle you gently until 4:69 PM
A sweet plea for your presence that does not reveal how desperate I truly am.
Signs off wetly,
Professor Spiderman
The Kenyon Thrill 
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