Kenyon married. Although it may seem like a lifetime, this phrase is only significant for three or four years. In the grand scope of human existence this is merely a blink. Forget thinking about how you want to live and focus on the much more important question, who do you want to spend your death with? The ghost community is a vibrant, diverse, chilly population of deceased individuals looking for love, just like us. If you don’t like anyone on this list, help add to it. (What? I didn’t just suggest murder….)
The jock that died in the fire:
Yeah he’s pumped, but he’s also burning up inside. For you!
The crazy Caples boyfriend:
He’s manic, he’s maniacal, but he’ll always call you back. Plus he knows how to work an elevator.
The crazy Caples girlfriend:
Yes, she’s not over her man, but she’s got eternity to figure it out.
Sad boy ghost forever walking middle path:
The gates of hell aren’t just an old superstition to this guy. He’ll take you places you never knew you could go. Can he play guitar? Of course!
That saucy minx of a man. He might philander around a little, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t worth the chase!
You’ve lusted after her portrait for long enough, come on and light her fire!