This image is actually misleading, the Teens are no longer into fidget spinners

It’s not easy grappling with the fact that you’ve become an old man. It feels like there’s so much I haven’t done yet, but already I feel my bones ache and I have liver spots all over the backs of my hands and top of my scalp. But the real indicator, for me at least, that I’ve reached the geriatric stage of my life, is that I had simply no idea what the teens are into now a-days.

So I wanted to find out. So I asked them. Here’s what I learned:

So there you have it. The teens are into a wide variety of things, and not one of them was a fidget spinner, or a water bottle flipping challenge, or any of the stuff the teens used to be into. Oh the times, they are a changing.

(Big thanks to Jeb Backe for helping me film this train wreck and also for appearing in the video, and to Erica Littlejohn for teaching me how to edit, because that was something else I had no knowledge on.)