It’s just a know fact that first years typically have a tendency to get confused, puke a lot, and aggressively attend all campus parties. We have all been there, so don’t be ashamed. Let’s take a look at some of our best/worst first year moments and hopefully you can relate!

• Asked my REACH mentor to buy me alcohol
• Tried to sneak into the Cove underneath an upperclassman’s coat (r.i.p Cove)
• “What’s Cheever?”
• Got Crozier mixed up with Kroger’s
• Puked in a friend’s trash can and slept through the night on her carpet after getting Edward Natty Handsed
• Referred to myself as “the slap cup king” (this is just turning into a list of self-drags lol)
• Aggressively signed up for beer pong, failed miserably.
• Got lost driving to Mount Vernon
• Gave someone a stick and poke tattoo in Lewis.
• Took a 14 hour round trip on a Greyhound bus just to go to a Beyoncé concert.
• Dropped acid in Mather (x2)
• Drank a case of strawberitas, threw up, blacked out, lost my vomit
• Joined a sorority
• Received the seventh-to-last housing lottery number.
• Accidentally called DKE lounge “deep lounge” based on the fact that it’s deep in Old K.
• Egged McBride
• Thought Manning was a Taft
• Bought a printer
• Cried by the back door of Gund Residence
• Smoked at the logs
• Puked in the shower
• Took an edible on the night of 4/19 and got so high people heard about it the next day and asked me if I was “one of the girls who got too high”. I was indeed.
• Thought the New Apts only existed at night
• Hooked up with somebody without realizing there was somebody in the other twin bed
• Thought there was a way I could stay with my high school boyfriend who was already an upperclassman at a different school
• Course registration on Wiggin WiFi
• Went to every all campus at 10:30