Spooky Poetry: ‘Ode to the guy in the cow onesie’ and others

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Ode to the guy in the cow onesie:

Saw you ambling through Old-side,

Voluptuous, four-pronged cow titty

swaying to and fro…

Speckled beauty, pornstached visage,

Lasso me into your

ungulated arms

and moo

sweet nothings into my

trembling ears.

Haiku for Halloweekend

Two sexy juuls search

for chapped, wanting parted lips,

slippery beer-slicked floors

The Horror! the Horror!

A single pube left

abandoned on public toilet seat

I grit my teeth

and sit

 

 

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