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These quotes have been collected from professors in various areas of study, by a variety of Thrill contributors. Click here for our previous installment. 

“I mean, obviously I’m leftist. I have leftist bias. But like, that shit’s racist.”

“I am older and meaner than the devil.”

“We all piss and shit.”

“Yes, I’m a queer woman, but I’m married to a man. Don’t let that confuse you.”

“I’m so excited to be talking about blood with you guys!”

“Branding people is obviously torture.”

“I don’t want to say I kissed Darwin’s grave, but I kissed my hand and then touched Darwin’s grave.”

“It smells bad? Damn, I thought my smelling had come back.”

“We’ve all got that buried knowledge of Shrek.”

“As they say, ‘making whoopee!’”