Last weekend, our writer Tyler Raso put dozens of Thrill headlines into a bot, and then forced the bot, against its and our will, to generate content for us. Every day this week, one article on the site will be one of the prompts the bot generated. These are our stories.

nice

Cows are everywhere. Here are some bot suggestions for our favorite cows.

apparently very long burning so good for an emergency

mm gelatin

look at this cow (excrement that is going to destroy our planet if we keep eating so much red meat)